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Master Looter  Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009     | |
Ding! (Grats!)  Posts: 40 Joined: 19 Oct 2009     | i shove you in a room that is completely unsymmetrical "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war dept creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" |
Master Looter  Posts: 1815 Joined: 20 Aug 2008     | Boris introduces anti-wolf policies, with wolves and anyone associated with them being imprisoned on sight (as opposed to execution, for Boris is not unkind). I Have Nothing Worth Saying In My Signature That Needs To Be Said. Until I Make A Shiny Banner. |
Ding! (Grats!) Posts: 40 Joined: 19 Oct 2009 | pulls your wig off in front of everyone and the epic shinyness (dunno if that's a word, don't care xD) destroys a satellite which in turn falls on you "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war dept creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4087 Joined: 23 Dec 2008    | I nail you to a wall, set fire to your fur, and stab you repeatedly until you die. |
Ding! (Grats!) Posts: 40 Joined: 19 Oct 2009 | i chase you up a tree, then cut the tree, then carry it to the nearest volcano and drop it-and you-in "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war dept creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" |
Power Leveler Posts: 4087 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I hang you upside-down, then using a crane I lower you slowly into a vat of acid. |
Ding! (Grats!) Posts: 40 Joined: 19 Oct 2009 | uses awesome anime powers and pulls crane down with me, killing you as well "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war dept creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 627 Joined: 31 Dec 2008    | My avatar rockets your avatar :) gravity is a myth-the earth sucks |
Ding! (Grats!) Posts: 40 Joined: 19 Oct 2009 | pulls a "wolf in sheep's clothing" trick and eats you rawr xD "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war dept creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" |
Master Looter Posts: 1815 Joined: 20 Aug 2008 |
Dammit, Ninja'd Ok, Boris instead sends a London train speeding your way while he thinks up of a more ironic plan. I Have Nothing Worth Saying In My Signature That Needs To Be Said. Until I Make A Shiny Banner. |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5057 Joined: 26 May 2009    | I call a Kraken to kill your avatar. Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Ding! (Grats!) Posts: 40 Joined: 19 Oct 2009 | summons godzilla to grab your kraken and bash you with it "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war dept creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 672 Joined: 20 Oct 2009    | I summon King Kong to fight Godzilla, they start to roll, crushing you in the process (and most likley me too, but hey, s*** happens) |
Power Leveler Posts: 4087 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | I fill a water pistol with petrol, then squirt you with it for a while. Then I hit you with a fire bomb. |
Master Looter Posts: 1225 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | I cover your fur in honey, making you want to lick it off, and you choke on a massive hairball. |
Ding! (Grats!) Posts: 40 Joined: 19 Oct 2009 | i attack you with a clone of mine, the attacks of ours are 100% perfectly symmetrical that you stand in awe of the attacks "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it's war dept creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" |
Adventurer  Posts: 441 Joined: 14 Sep 2009     | I drop you in the ocean with an anvil tied to your foot. |
Adventurer  Posts: 407 Joined: 29 Mar 2009   | Nuclear launch detected. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1586 Joined: 6 Jun 2009    | I send my EU troopers to find your launch site, and stop the nukes in the sky. Logical Idealist |
Looking For Group  Posts: 131 Joined: 30 Oct 2009   | I beat you to death with your own arm. Edit: Every time I post, It's like a forum killer ._. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1436 Joined: 10 Sep 2009 | Avatar, gets of walking machine and forces, Amzer's avatar through the convey belt, he comes out like a flat piece of paper. He then writes a message on the leftovers and throws it at the next poster. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009    | uses zanpakto (yay i know my bleach!) and slices your head off |
Master Looter  Posts: 1855 Joined: 20 Jul 2009  | I rip the toast slice's eyes out, and watch him squirm and die. |
Looking For Group Posts: 131 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | (Hey steakheart, You mind if I join your Postmodern Warfare RP forum, I know its a bit too late but...It looks to be rather fun) Stomps on the space worm, laughing as he picks the gunk off his boot. |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | hits your helmet with a bat rattling your head and causing brain damage (i know i only read about after it was started though :( ) |
Looking For Group Posts: 131 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | (Same Q.Q) Locks the toast in a plain room with a television everywhere possible. |
Looking For Group Posts: 131 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | (But uh, yeaaah, If I could join, that'd be great. |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | sets the flag behind you on fire burning you to death (or atleast pm when the story calls for new characters please) |
Looking For Group Posts: 131 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | Goes into a raging fury, and takes all anger out on the toast. You...BURNED...MY FLAG. (Edit: Excuse me for being a noob, but what is PM an abbreviation for?) |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | YOU....RIPPED....MY CRUST! |
Looking For Group Posts: 131 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | (I figured it was a message) Hawhaw! I eat bullets like candy in the game Fallout 3... |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | i am not a pancake! burns you with the skillet |
Looking For Group Posts: 131 Joined: 30 Oct 2009 | You...You LEFT A BLACK MARK ON MY ARMOR! Proceeds to grab the letters under the toast, and begins to beat the toast to death with the characters. (Edit: Last post for tonight.) |
Adventurer  Posts: 484 Joined: 1 Apr 2009  | I spit a glaive worm into your breathing vents. |
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I throw you off a radio tower, then poison you, then explode your time machine, then shoot you, then cancel your series, before bringing it back and forcing you to absorb the time vortex, and then kill you three more times which haven't yet been revealed.